Cocktails

  • Margarita

    $
  • Mojito

    $
  • Karen On The Beach

    $
  • Karen In Hawaii

    $
  • Pina Colada

    $

Karen's Cheeky Specials

  • Karen's Got A Temper Prawns

    $
  • Karen's Gone Fishing

    £19.95
  • Karen's Winging

    $
  • Karen's Dog Won't Stop Barking

    $
  • Karen's Loaded Cheeseburger Fries

    $
  • Karen's Cheesy Bacon & Chicken Fries

    $

Karen & Sweet Treats

  • Caramel Sundae

    $
  • Lemon Cake

    $
  • Karen Don't Give A Fudge

    £7.95
  • Hot Chocolate/Strawberry/Biscoff Pistachio/Oreo Waffle

    $
  • Hot Chocolate/Strawberry/Biscoff/ Pistachio/Oreo Crepe

    £10.00

Bit On The Side Karen's Bit On

  • Mac & Cheese

    $
  • Halloumi Fries

    £7.95
  • Onion Rings

    $
  • Garlic Bread

    £3.50
  • Garlic Bread + Cheese

    $
  • Coleslaw

    $
  • Chunky Chips

    $
  • Regular Chips

    $

Others

  • Karen's A Slush

    £4.95
  • Coke

    £2.85
  • Orange

    £4.95
  • J20 Orange & Passionfruit

    £4.00
  • J20 Apple & Raspberry

    £4.00
  • Red Bull

    £4.95
  • Ginger Beer

    £4.00
  • Corona

    $
  • Merlot

    $
  • Prosecco

    £6.50
  • Bellini

    £7.50
  • Mimosa

    £7.50
  • Aperol Spritzer

    £7.50
  • Pimms

    £7.50
  • Gin Spritzer

    £7.50
  • A Taste Of Your Own Medicine

    $
  • You Can't Polish A Turd, But You Can Roll It In Glitter

    $
  • I've Been Waiting 10 Minutes For Service

    $
  • You've Just Lost My Business

    $
  • The Potty Karen

    $
  • Karen's Boom

    $
  • The Basic Karen

    $
  • Salsa With Karen

    $
  • That's Shallot Karen

    $
  • Karen Wants It All

    $
  • Deep Fried Karen

    $
  • Karen's Spicy Chicken Burger

    $
  • Karens Getting Grilled

    $
  • Karen's Noisy Neighbour

    $
  • Karen's Super Challenge Burger

    $
  • Karen Sees A Salad

    $
  • Karen's No0'Ish Salad

    $
  • Karen's Femper Prawns

    $
  • Karen's Gone Fishing

    $
  • Karen's Winging It

    $
  • Karen's Dog Won't Stop Barking

    $
  • Karen's Loaded Cheeseburger Fries

    $
  • Karen's Cheesy Bacon & Chicken Fries

    $
  • Caramel Sundae

    $
  • Lemon Cake

    $
  • Karen Don't Give A Fudge

    $
  • Hot Chocolate/Strawberry/Biscoff/ Pistachio/Oreo Waffle

    $
  • Lemon & Herb Grilled Chicken

    $
  • 2 Slices Of Smoked Streaky Bacon

    £2.50
  • Hash Brown

    £2.50
  • Halloumi

    $
  • Mac & Choose

    $
  • Halloumi Fries

    £7.95
  • Onion Rings

    £3.50
  • Garlic Bread

    $
  • Coleslaw

    $
  • Chunky Chips

    $
  • Regular Chips

    $
  • Karen's Got A Temper Prawns

    $
  • Hot Chocolate/Strawberry/Biscoff/ Pistachio/Oreo Crepe

    $
  • Garlic Bread + Cheese

    $
  • Hot Chocolate/Strawberry/Biscoff/ Pistachio/Orele

    $
  • Fried Egg

    $
  • Beef Patty

    £4.50
  • American Cheese

    £1.50
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If you're looking for an experience that pairs classic American-style comfort food with a heavy dose of sass, the Karens Diner Menu delivers on both fronts-sometimes with a cheeky slap of attitude.

The menu at Karen's Diner is rooted in diner staples but elevated by its intentionally chaotic charm. Burgers are the stars of the show here, and for good reason. The “Karen’s Got Beef” burger is unapologetically indulgent-double smashed beef patties, oozing cheese, crispy bacon, and tangy pickles in a soft brioche bun. It’s messy, mouth-watering, and memorable. Vegans aren’t left behind either, with the “I Want to Speak to the Manager” burger offering a surprisingly flavourful plant-based patty.

Sides are no afterthought. The loaded fries-topped with melted cheese, smoky jalapeños, and secret sauce-are a must-try. For those craving nostalgia, the mac & cheese balls bring golden, crunchy joy with every bite. Portions are generous, living up to typical diner expectations.

Drinks range from quirky cocktails to classic milkshakes. The “Karen-Rita” (a fiery twist on a margarita) is as bold as the servers, while the thick vanilla milkshake is comfort in a glass.

What truly sets Karens Diner apart from competitors is the immersive dining concept. The rude service is, of course, part of the act-so expect insults with your onion rings. It’s not for the faint-hearted, but for adventurous foodies, it adds a layer of theatre you won’t find at your average burger joint.

In short, the Karens Diner Menu is packed with diner delights that don’t skimp on flavour or fun. Whether you’re in it for the juicy burgers or the roast-worthy waitstaff, it’s an unforgettable London food experience.